Website
www.vampirefreaks.com/singingmoose

About
Once upon a time I was born.

Gradually as the years went by I got older.

The likelihood is that this process will continue steadily (like a reliable old Land Rover, if you like) 'til the day I crap my pants and die.

Obviously I will still continue to age after that; However, I believe this to be irrelevant as my consciousness will not be monitoring the process quite so stringently. (Unless of course I was to become the disincarnate Guru of some young Buddhist Chela and fail to achieve nirvana or pho-wa and become no more than a disjointed entity of consciousness anchored down by my crumbling once-physical-representation-of-myself on the plane of physical reality.

But, for now at least, here I am.

There are a varying amount of members, although mainly just Ed the Singing Moose, and mainly with just one member per member except when that member happens to be a member of the member-less orientation; when the member in question tends to not have a member.

It's no good listening to this music on PC speakers, it's no good listening to it at half volume. This is LOUD music for LOUD people who lake to come away from a song with their ears bleeding, their brains seeping from them and the general effect of 5,000 robotic bees bouncing off the inside of your skull.

Interests
Rob Zombie, Caffeine, prosthetic Danish prostitues with methicillin resistant streptococcal aurora, Aphex Twin, phallically shaped root vegetables, fat, sweaty, jogging bottom camel toes, Babar Luck, The impact of restricted negative freedom on the positive freedom of the higher self, septic eye sockets, Venetian Snares, Nirvana, Publius Augusta, the emancipation proclamation, The Levellers, lavatorial limescale, Portishead and Value Added Tax.